RANDOM ATTACK NUMERO TRES!!!!!! *glomp attack*

Attack #1: Economics sucks.... major hairy monkey balls..... DIE TEXTBOOK DIE!!!!!! *burns in effigy* MUAHAHAHA I SHAL SPIT UPON THE ASHES *blows up in face* OH SHIT ITS COMING BACK TO HAUNT ME!!!!! *runs away screaming*

Attack #2: Oh JEffafa OH JefFafa... you really really Suckaka!!!!!! *Huggles Peanut* OMFG I WOULD SO TOTALLY KIDNAP THAT FUCKING PUPPET!!!!!! HE FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!! ^j^

Attack #3: Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle.... has totally changed my life..... *breaks into show stopping number* WHO CAN SAY IF IVE BEEN CHANGED FOR THE BETTER?? BUT BECAUSE I KNEW YOU, I HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR GOOD!!!! *booed off the stage with rotten tomatoes* I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!! SOMEDAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!

Attack #4: Its so fucking hot here.... my room doesnt have air conditioning... I think my brain is going to spontaneously combust!!! *blood splatter on the computer screen* AAHH SHIT NOT AGAIN!!!!! *dies*

Attack #5: Ford/Arthur, Tulio/Miguel, and Jed/Octi = love..... LOVE AND HOT BUTTSECKS!!!!!!!! *Squees* COME ON EVERYONE DO THE HAPPY DANCE!!!! *accidentally kicks man in groin* Oh shiiiiitttt...... *runs away screaming* ok i think i lost him.... *tap on shoulder* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attack #6: Oh shit.... my dog in staring at me..... and I dont think she ate yet...... *pulls out steak* Come on puppy, you want the steak?? YOu dont wanna eat me, Im scrawny and taste like rotten veal!!!! *attacked* OH SHITT!!!! DIE DEMON DIE!!!!!

Attack #7: That's it.... Ive had it with this world.... Im going to kidnap the planet earth and hold it hostage for....... ONE BILLION GAJILLION FIFILLIAN MILLION DOLLARS!!!!! *dr. evil pinky* Muahahahaha!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *suddenly gets abducted* What the fuck is this bullshitery..... *aliens* OH NO!!! NOT THE ANAL PROBE!!!!!!!! AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here's the sad thing.... I havent even had caffeine today!!!!! TIME TO GO TO THE STORE!!!!..... I suggest you run.....

*runs off laughing insanely*

~Tair.... ^_^